This. Sentence. Is. False.

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

(Source: skullmoon)

00sal:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

(Source: ramrambolton)

(Source: iriswst)

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

(Source: shalrath)

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

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Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

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luciferofficial:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

sixpenceee:

Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

It was DEFINITELY Berenstein though, this is blowing my mind. If you had asked me before this moment I would have spelled it that way, and now I have like ten books on my shelf spelled like freaking Berenstain.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WHO THE FUCK WENT BACK IN TIME AND CREATED THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

lumos5000:

this pretty much sums up the book/movie

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley)

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

(Source: charmedbyred)

ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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howtogetawaywithwalsh:

xlikegold:

onmywaytoonederland:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Canadian Photoset #19

more?

American Photoset#18

I love my country

Since this post was created the new 5, 10, 20 and 50 dollar bills have been rolled out which also smell like maple. God bless us all.

I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL STILL IS HERE EVEN THOUGH ITS ABOUT CANADA