put enough doges in a room and they’ll write shakespeare
i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
I dreamed a dream of EVERYONE GETS A CAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!
the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes
Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore
I JUST LEARNED THAT A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A ‘BUSINESS’
A bUSINESS OF FERRETS
Biting people, chewing things, the ferret business