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  • mom: Spoon?
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  • mom: Spa? Spaghetti?
  • baby: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop)

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

intrepidprofessor:

candle-lighted:

rain appreciation post

Nothing on this earth will ever compare to rainfall. Nothing will ever match up to the droplets sprinkling against your cheek, or the water soaking your clothes. Nothing will ever be like the droplets plopping against the street, or tapping against the metal and glass of the constructed world. 

Rain is the one of the most magnificent facets of this world for me, and nothing will ever compare to it. 

(Source: animated-disney-gifs)

d0nn0:

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

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Re-watching House ’cause why not, right?

literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

(Source: minamarrrina)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

(Source: petrawentz)

(Source: bbuchanann)

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

(Source: unfocusedmind)

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

(Source: mintleaftea)

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